Ah, edicts from on high...

Though shalt not surf the net for non-work purposes.

Though shalt not have an instant message application installed on thy computer.

Though shalt not use thy work computer to store personal files.

Though shalt not have iTunes installed on thy work computer.

Though shalt immediately remove said applications from thy work computer.

Unless you're el Presidente. ;-)

Ciao beautiful peeps... have thou flogged thy staff today? ;-) (oh, get thy mind out of the gutter, perv)

ps, nope, t'was not I that was the catalyst for this ugly little streak of nascent fascism.