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25 January, 2007

homage to Howard Schatz...


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Originally uploaded by The Imp;-).
I finally got a chance tonight to shoot another underwater glamour shoot! :-)

Here's the one shot that I've post-processed... more to come.

Ciao beautiful peeps.... you have no idea how much fun it is to go from an indoor tropical pool to a -25 wind chill.... freakin' winter anyways. ;-)

19 January, 2007

gapingvoid: "cartoons drawn on the back of business cards": random thoughts on being an entrepreneur

Some more awesome wisdom from Gapingvoid.com:

gapingvoid: "cartoons drawn on the back of business cards": random thoughts on being an entrepreneur

1. Everything takes three times longer than it should. Especially the money part.

2. The best way to get approval is not to need it.

3. People want what they can’t have. In fact, that’s pretty much all they do want.

4. Once you become an entrepreneur, you find the company of non-entrepreneurs a lot harder to be around. You’ve seen things they haven’t; the wavelengths alter, it’s that simple.

5. In a world of over-supply and commodification, you are no longer paid to supply. You’re being paid to deliver something else. What that is exactly, is not always obvious.

6. Word of mouth is the best advertising medium of all. The best word of mouth comes from disrupting markets.

7. People buy your product because it helps fill in the narrative gaps in their lives.

8. You can either be cheapest or the best. I know which one I prefer.

9. Some people think that once they secure venture funding, their problems will be over. Wrong. That’s when your problems REALLY begin.

10. It’s better to be underfunded than overfunded.

11. If an average guy in a bar can understand what you do for a living, chances are you’re halfway to becoming a commodity.

12. It’s easier to turn an ally into a customer than vice versa.

13. If you’re happy in your career before the age of thirty, you’re probably doing something wrong. Heck, if you’re happy in your career before the age of seventy, you’re probably doing something wrong.

14. Smart, young, artistic people are always asking me which is a better career path, “Creativity” or “Money”. I always answer that it doesn’t matter. What matters is “Effective” and/or “Ineffective”.

15. Write the following on a piece of paper, have it framed, and stick it on your office wall: “Have you hugged your customer today?”

16. People will always, always be in the market for a story that resonates with them. Your product will either have this quality or it won’t. If your product fails this test, quit your job and go find something else. Just making the product incrementally cheaper or better won’t help you.

17. Products are idea amplifiers. The molecules and/or bytes are secondary.

18. People remember the quality long after they’ve forgotten the price. Unless you try to rip them off.

19. Markets serve entrepreneurs better if the latter can keep the former undersupplied. Oversupply is the kiss of death.

20. I personally know a former CEO who, once he attained control of the company, ran an EXTREMELY profitable business into the ground in less than two years. From a market cap of $100 million to ZERO, just like that. Why? Short answer: He loved being “The" CEO, but he didn’t much care for being “a" CEO.

21. In terms of becoming an entrepreneur, probably the most useful thing I learned in the last twenty years was how to enjoy my own company for long stretches of time.

22. One successful entrepreneur I know well has a wonderful quality, namely that he never, ever compares himself to other people. He just does his own thing, which actually serves him rather well. Just because his competitor has bought himself a bigger motor boat, doesn’t mean he feels the need have a bigger motor boat. This quality helps him to build his business the way he sees fit, not the way the motor boat people see fit.

23. Running a startup is full of extreme ups and downs. Which is why so many successful and happy entrepreneurs I know lead such normal, stable, unglamorous, "boring", family-centered lives. Somehow they need the latter in order to balance out the former. Extra-curricular drama looks great in the tabloids, but that’s all it’s ultimately good for.

24. MBAs are conditioned to use their brains in much the same way as sex workers are conditioned to use their genitals. Nice work if you can get it.

25. Bill Gates may have a million times more money than me, but he isn’t going to live a million times longer than me, watch a million times more sunsets than me, make love to a million times more women than me, drink a million times more fine wines than me, listen to a million times more Beethoven String Quartets than me, nor sire a million times more children than me. Human beings don't scale.

26. F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote, “There are no second acts in American lives.” F. Scott was a drunkard and a fool.

18 January, 2007

Oh god, what hath I wrought?

I made the mistake of saying, hey y'all, let's have a party at my house.

And 35 people rsvp'ed.

C'mon. I didn't think there were that many people that I knew, let alone knew in Toronto.

Pray for me. The neighbors may get violent. :-\

Regards,

Imp;)

Oh, all _right_. Fine. Here's my Resume.

Well, this thing keeps wanting to kill my formating... so it may not look as pretty as it does in the real world. ;-) Company names changed to keep this thing off of Google searches...

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Resume: Impious One

I am a sales and marketing professional with over ten years experience in the technology industry. I am an ambitious and creative individual that has sophisticated interdisciplinary skill-sets that allow me a broad depth and reach into customer organizations.

My primary objective is to obtain a sales position that allows me to fully utilize my professional skills with enterprise-level information technology, to the benefit of both the organization and myself.

My secondary objective is to obtain a position that has growth potential in terms of career path, including but not limited to management roles, and operational areas.


Experience:

05/1999 – 10/2006. "Company X", Toronto, ON

At "Company X", I was the Corporate Sales representative for the Canadian Sales Team, responsible for all verticals including our sales efforts into the Legal, Government, and Energy industry verticals. The term is accurate to only a portion of my duties, as the role was extremely organic, and grew significantly from what I had initially been hired to perform.

Position: Business Development Manager

Achieved direct sales and account management to the existing ‘inside’ customer base, consistently meeting or exceeding my personal quota.
Achieved direct-sales to small and mid-size accounts ‘new’ customers, via face-to-face, phone and web-demonstrations of solutions, consistently meeting or exceeding personal quota.
Using the Consultative sales approach, matched the business requirements with product components to meet the customers’ business goals.
Acted as the primary administrative and day-to-day sales contact for the Canadian Federal Government’s RDIMS Project, which has netted in excess of $20.0 million for "Company X", to date, including a single purchase order for $15.2 million.
Performed advanced customer management including having the responsibility for the Maintenance and Support revenue streams in the Canadian market.
Developed and directed the implementation of the processes for the Maintenance and Support revenue streams for Korea and Japan.
Managed the Integrator / Independent Partner Channel for the Canadian sales region for a period of five years.
Coordinated the solution implementation between the customer and the internal Professional Service Organization.
Supported the 'outside' sales team in direct sales and marketing efforts.
Provided Quotations and Proposals, including RFP and RFI processes.
Performed lead generation and qualification, in conjunction with junior call-centre personnel.
Responsible for the search and identification of formal proposal engagements (most typically Government oriented RFI and RFP processes).
Worked closely with technical sales support to ensure the provision of customized demonstrations.
Worked closely with technical sales support to address any outstanding technical issues prior to the hand-off to the regular support channels.
Attended trade-show and other external engagements, as required.



09/1998 - 05/99. "Company Y", Toronto, ON

"Company Y" was a small start-up software company specializing in financial and accounting software for the grocery and supermarket verticals.

Position: Marketing & Sales Account Manager

Primarily Marketing and Sales roles.
Participated in Product Management Positioning and Market Research.
Represented company at international trade-shows and industry events.
Wrote documentation, designed presentation materials, and contributed to public relations efforts.



05/96-08/98 "Company Z" Medicine Hat, AB Canada & Austin TX, USA.

"Company Z" is a successful software development company that specializes in the development and roll-out of Point-of-Sale and Inventory Control solutions to the Pharmacy and Grocery verticals.

Position: Marketing & Sales Account Manager
Increased sales by 20% over two years in a mature market vertical.
Developed marketing materials in support of international marketing efforts, including marketing collateral, a standardized corporate image, trade-show booths, and electronic marketing media.
Partially (and independently) based in Austin, Texas and was responsible for managing the relationship with a strategic partner (Siemens Nixdorf Information Systems) for a six month term in 1997. I developed alliances to move products into the United States on a national level.
Wrote the responses to RFP & RFI documents that were key to the company’s strategic growth.

Education & Scholastic Achievements:

1993-1996 Medicine Hat College, Medicine Hat, AB
Diploma with Honours in Management, Business Administration.
Diploma with Honours in Marketing, Business Administration.
Phi Theta Kappa International Honours Fraternity
2nd place, 1996 Alberta CMA business competition (Province-wide).
4th place, 1996 Canadian Student Advertising Competition, (National).

Abilities of Note:
Exceptional verbal and written communication skills, including the ability to write persuasive and compelling documents on diverse professional subjects.
PADI-Certified Dive-master, assisting with the training of student scuba-divers, acting as acting as a role-model to ensure proper technique and leadership within the dive-community.
Continuous Learning Approach to all aspects of my professional and personal life.
Accomplished (and published) photographer, including under-water photography.

Software Applications:
Microsoft Office
Hummingbird (now Open Text) Enterprise Content Management software, including Document Management, Workflow, Records Management and Collaboration.
Adobe Photoshop CSx (professional imaging software)
ACDSee Pro (professional photography workflow software).
Onyx CRM.

References:

Professional and personal references are available upon request, from all levels of the business environment.

Availability:
March 1, 2007