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02 July, 2008

Canadians Stealing American Dream (Invasion plans being updated)

680News - ALL NEWS RADIO.:

"Canadians are stealing the American dream. A new study by Maclean's magazine found that over all we are just happier than our neighbours.

According to the study, the average Canadian is now 30 per cent wealthier than their southern neighbour.

Canadians are living longer, we have less diseases and we are more adventurous in bed.

We also drink more, take more vacations and spend more time with family, and on average our personal debt is under control"

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But, shoveling snow still suxxors, and we still get our @sses kicked at the summer Olympics.

Best Regards to my Yank friends,

Imp;)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Imp,
We have currently moved our Canadian invasion plans to the shelf in favor of a Belize plan. No disrespect intended to our fine Canadian brothers, you do have a very fine nation. We are currently looking at a warm beachfront to annex. You are more than welcome to participate in the mission.
-POTR

Mark Turuk said...

Understood and Agreed.

Dibs on Ambergris Caye...

http://ambergriscaye.com/

Regards,

Imp;)