At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
- PG Wodehouse
A big insurance company just announced they will give $10 million to anyone who can invent a car that gets 100 miles per gallon.
Meanwhile, Exxon says they'll give $11 million to anyone who kills that guy.
A couple of weeks ago an email was sent out notifying everyone that we would be making some security changes. One of those changes was to implement more secure passwords.
The new password policy will come into effect Monday at lunch time at which time you should reset your password. Below are the requirements for your new password. Please review them and have a password ready for Monday.
Password must meet the following complexity requirements:
Not contain the user's account name or parts of the user's full name that exceed two consecutive characters
Be at least six characters in length
Contain characters from three of the following four categories:
English uppercase characters (A through Z)
English lowercase characters (a through z)
Base 10 digits (0 through 9)
Non-alphabetic characters (for example, !, $, #, %)
Complexity requirements are enforced when passwords are changed or created.
For VPN users, you must come and see me to reset your VPN password after changing your network password.
If you have any questions, please contact me...
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain have all said that they are the person who should answer the phone at the White House if it rings at 3 a.m.
Meanwhile, most Americans think that the White House should just get a receptionist.
