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21 August, 2008

Kamil Tchorek: Georgia has reawakened Poles' fear of Russian aggression | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk

Kamil Tchorek: Georgia has reawakened Poles' fear of Russian aggression | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk:

"Until the Georgia crisis, Poles didn't want the US missile shield. It was seen as another demonstration of Bush lunacy: a piece of kit that didn't work; a $100bn subsidy of American aerospace; a defence against an Iran that would use a terror cell with a dirty bomb before an ICBM; and a middle finger to a Kremlin that will take any pretext to whip up Russian nationalism to distract from its own failings.

But now, the 10 interceptor missiles headed for Poland have real power – and that power is symbolic rather than tactical. With American boots and hardware on the ground in their country, Poles feel that they cannot be let down in the way they have been so many times before. The Kremlin's recent behavior, and long memories in this part of the world, makes Poles want that certainty."

CTV.ca | SARS detection system uncovered listeriosis outbreak

CTV.ca | SARS detection system uncovered listeriosis outbreak:

"Ontario's Chief Medical Officer of Health is crediting the system put in place following SARS with detecting the current listeriosis outbreak.

Dr. David C. Williams says a pattern began to emerge from health units across southern Ontario and when more cases than expected began to appear, officials were able to link them to one strain of the disease."

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It's heartening to see that at least some lessons were learned after the SARS outbreak of a few years ago.

19 August, 2008

Found via ArsTechnica...

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***

Who is using your content?

08 August, 2008

Fringe Christian group sneaks across border to disrupt bus victim's funeral

Fringe Christian group sneaks across border to disrupt bus victim's funeral:

"Members of a U.S. fringe group crossed the border into Canada overnight and are hiding somewhere in Manitoba, preparing to picket Tim McLean Jr.'s funeral, the Winnipeg man murdered and decapitated on a Greyhound bus last week, the group's spokesperson claimed Friday."

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WTF is it with these people?

On the bright side, I think we finally found a legitimate use for those Human Rights Tribunals...

07 August, 2008

FOXNews.com - Mexican Soldiers Enter Arizona, Briefly Detain Border Agent - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

FOXNews.com - Mexican Soldiers Enter Arizona, Briefly Detain Border Agent - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News:

TUCSON, Ariz. — Four Mexican soldiers crossed into Arizona and held a U.S. Border Patrol agent at gunpoint before realizing where they were and returning to Mexico, federal authorities said Wednesday.

and:

"And 'we have no incursions with Canada,' he added. 'Absolutely none.'"

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Remember that, the next time that Pat Buchanan and friends start talking up their fence the Canuck border drivel...

Presidential Unit Citation to JTF2 accepted by DND | cdnmilitary.ca

Presidential Unit Citation to JTF2 accepted by DND | cdnmilitary.ca:

"Nearly six years after the conclusion of Joint Task Force 2’s mission with the Combined Joint Special Operations Task Force-South (CJSOTF-South) of the United States military, the Government of Canada has authorised the acceptance of a Presidential Unit Citations for Canada’s elite special operations unit. The announcement was made in the August 2 (Part I) instalment of the Canada Gazette.

The Presidential Unit Citation, in this case granted by the Secretary of the Navy for the United States, is awarded to units within the United States military, as well as units of those nations operating alongside, that show “extraordinary heroism in action against an armed enemy.” To receive the citation, the unit must have displayed “such gallantry, determination, and esprit de corps in accomplishing its mission under extremely difficult and hazardous conditions to have set it apart from and above other units participating in the same campaign.”

According to the Department of National Defence, the Canadian Forces believes that “extraordinary deeds … in extremely hazardous circumstances should be recognised,” and that it welcomes the Citation to Joint Task Force 2. The Citation was for a campaign in Afghanistan from October 17, 2001 to March 30, 2002 (the early months of the ongoing Afghanistan mission again"

*****

About freakin' time.

No means No.

Venezuelans protest Chavez's new socialist push - International Herald Tribune:

"'We said in the referendum that we didn't want that, and now he's put it in the decrees,' said protester Josefina Bravo, a 59-year-old who wore a sticker reading 'No means no' on her baseball cap. 'That's the problem we have: All the powers are concentrated in the president.'"

***

I have always held the opinion that communists in general, and (t)Hugo Chavez in particular rapes their own countries.

Regards,

Imp;)

Canadians getting ready to fly Chinooks

Canadians getting ready to fly Chinooks:

"FORT RUCKER, Ala. -- The first Canadians slated to fly helicopter combat missions in Afghanistan have been secretly training for duty since last March at an army base in Alabama.

'We are going to save a lot of lives and directly affect combat operations,' said Lieutenant-Colonel Roger Gagnon of Hawkesbury, Ont."

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Yeah, 'cause our dumbass politicians sold off our previous Chinook fleet in the late 80's, to the Netherlands.

winnipegsun.com - Winnipeg News - 'God is punishing Canada'

winnipegsun.com - Winnipeg News - 'God is punishing Canada':

"Led by pastor Fred Phelps, the Westboro Baptist Church from Kansas issued a release saying they would picket McLean's funeral this weekend."

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These people are absolute _freaks_.

America, can you not keep your trash at home?

Mark

05 August, 2008

RCMP spied on Rita MacNeil

TheStar.com | Canada | RCMP spied on Rita MacNeil:

"to keep an eye on feminists including Rita MacNeil"

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/me thinks about commenting.

Nah, too easy.

globeandmail.com: Company delivers first commercial dog clones

globeandmail.com: Company delivers first commercial dog clones

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*sigh*



30 July, 2008

globeandmail.com: IOC admits to deal with China on censorship

globeandmail.com: IOC admits to deal with China on censorship:

"International Olympic Committee (IOC) officials have cut a deal with China to allow the blocking of sensitive websites from media during the Beijing Games, press chief Kevan Gosper said on Wednesday.

Gosper, chairman of the IOC's press commission, had previously said that Internet access for the 21,500 media accredited for the Aug. 8-24 Games would be “open”."

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Sure it will be a free, open and green games.

That's what they said, when they picked Beijing over Toronto, way back when.

Sure it will be. Uh huh.

;-)

29 July, 2008

The Audacity of Angst: Why Germany Has No Obama - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News

The Audacity of Angst: Why Germany Has No Obama - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News:

"The German system is designed to exclude demagogues, but it also cultivates mediocrity. It prevents the ascent of demons and geniuses alike"

***

And the French are much less skittish now, thank you very much... ;-)

Picture from previous post...


foxnewssuxxors
Originally uploaded by MMT1972
Just very very bad journalism. *sigh*

FOX News, not accurate in this instance...

FOXNews.com - French Couple Arrested for Allegedly Shooting Pornographic Film at Canadian War Memorial - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News:

"A French couple has been fined and given a four-month suspended prison sentence for making a pornographic video at the Vimy Ridge World War I Memorial in Canada, the U.K.'s Daily Telegraph reported.

The news came just six months after another couple was charged with taking nude photographs of themselves at the same memorial, the Telegraph said.

The memorial structures, built during the post-war era, were erected to honor Canadian soldiers who died in the Battle of Vimy Ridge in 1917. During the First World War, some 60,000 men perished.

Over the past few years however, the site has become increasingly popular among exhibitionists and voyeurs, the Telegraph quoted Canadian prosecutor Elise Bozzolo as saying.

'It is a problem which appears to be getting worse — people appear to get a perverse pleasure out of this behavior,' a police spokesman in Arras told the Telegraph."

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1) The Vimy Ridge war memorial is in France, not Canada.

2) Elise Bozzolo is a French prosecutor.

3) During WWI, I'm quite certain that more than 60,000 men perished.

Fair and balanced? Maybe. Accurate? Not even a little, in this instance.

*sigh*

BBC NEWS | Business | America's house price time bomb

BBC NEWS | Business | America's house price time bomb:

"Though banks can repossess and sell the homes of borrowers who stop paying their mortgages, under a legal quirk originating in the Great Depression of the 1930s, banks cannot easily pursue borrowers for any balance outstanding on the main mortgage on their homes.

Consequently, by walking away from her apartment, Ms Trainer has also walked away from the $200,000 loss on her property.

Her bank gets stuck with that."

--------------- And:

"The losses for the financial system from people walking away could be of the order of one trillion dollars when the entire capital of the US banking system is only $1.3 trillion. "

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And that makes it a really freakin' huge Whoopsie.

28 July, 2008

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Plumbing service rescues kitty from drain

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Plumbing service rescues kitty from drain:

"...was examined by a vet and then taken home by Larry Ozanick (oh-ZAN'-ick), one of the rescuers.

He says he plans to name the kitten 'Roto.'"

***

Surely, Flush would have been more appropriate...

Iranian hostage Royal Navy captain sacked - Telegraph

Iranian hostage Royal Navy captain sacked - Telegraph:

"...officers believe his public sacking was part of a deliberate plan to send a message to others that any suggestion of incompetence will not be tolerated by Admiral Sir Jonathon Band, the First Sea Lord."

Cute...

Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up.

There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case.

- Craig Ferguson

24 July, 2008

Listening To:

CANOE -- CNEWS - World: Woman kills self before home foreclosure

CANOE -- CNEWS - World: Woman kills self before home foreclosure:

"Balderrama's fax read, in part, 'By the time you foreclose on my house I'll be dead.'

O'Berg also said a suicide note found next to Balderrama told her husband, John, and 24-year-old son to 'take the (life) insurance money and pay for the house.'"

***

Exceedingly tragic. :-(

It's important to keep in mind that the statistics on this economy have real people behind them.

Something that Wall St. & Bay St. do not seem to care about, all marketing aside.

TheStar.com | World | Judge renames girl, blasts parents

TheStar.com | World | Judge renames girl, blasts parents:

"Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii"

***

The mind boggles.

23 July, 2008

Listening To:

No Use For A Name :: The Feel Good Record of the Year - Records: Fat Wreck Chords:



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Thank gawd, not as political as the last one *shudders*

CANOE -- CNEWS - Daily Feature: Plenty of fight in WWI vet

CANOE -- CNEWS - Daily Feature: Plenty of fight in WWI vet:

"The legend of John Foster Babcock has been growing for 108 years with no signs of coming to an end anytime soon.

'You know, I am going to kick the bucket one of these days,' Canada's final remaining World War I veteran joked about his incredible longevity yesterday.

A lot of people are not so sure about that statement."

22 July, 2008

Raytheon targets Q4 shootdown of mortar round in flight - Jane's Defence News

Raytheon targets Q4 shootdown of mortar round in flight - Jane's Defence News:

"United States firm Raytheon is working toward the shootdown by laser of a mortar round in flight in the fourth quarter (Q4) of this year, company officials confirmed at Farnborough.

The test, which will employ a 50 kW fibre laser, follows a successful bench-test toward the end of 2006 that showed a 20 kW laser could destroy a mortar round at a range greater than 550 m."

16 July, 2008

Canada expels an American who deserted during the war in Iraq - International Herald Tribune

Canada expels an American who deserted during the war in Iraq - International Herald Tribune:

"John Brent, a spokesman for Stockwell Day, the public safety minister, said by e-mail, 'Our government is committed to enforcing removal orders against those persons who are inadmissible to Canada.'"

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Now, watch The Left™ erupt.

1) He was here illegally.
2) US military service is 100% voluntary; no draft. Suck it up, Princess.
3) Only about 250 to go...

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: NASA tells workers in Houston to go boldly (in cup) for science

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: NASA tells workers in Houston to go boldly (in cup) for science:

"The No. 1 need right now for some of the builders of the United States' next spaceship: Lots of No. 1."

15 July, 2008

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Michigan cities say hundreds of manhole covers have been stolen

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Michigan cities say hundreds of manhole covers have been stolen

And here I thought that they were just normal, Detroit-style potholes...



09 July, 2008

Ahhh, pets...

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Police nab Mercedes-climbing goat:

"'If anybody is missing a goat and dog, they need to let us know,' Blakely said."


CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Man robbed buying crack calls cops who arrest him

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Man robbed buying crack calls cops who arrest him:

"During his arraignment Tuesday, Judge Bradford Ward asked Minnefield, 'Did you really think the police were going to go after the people?' He added that his question was rhetorical."

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:-)

globeandmail.com: News of imminent deportation shocks U.S. army deserter

globeandmail.com: News of imminent deportation shocks U.S. army deserter:

"If Mr. Long is deported, he will be the first of an estimated 200 deserters who have sought refuge in Canada to be returned to the United States, marking an official end to the country's policy of welcoming American draft dodgers and deserters that began during the Vietnam War."

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Interesting, but in typical journalistic fashion, not entirely factual.

1) This was never an actual policy; it was non-enforcement of immigration law.

2) If there was an active draft, then he would probably not be deported. The US military is a volunteer organization; Mr. Long volunteered of his own free will, one would think.

200 war-deserters in Canada?

Citizenship and Immigration and the Canadian Border Services Agency is not doing their job.



08 July, 2008

Guest talks too much, German woman calls police - Yahoo! News

Guest talks too much, German woman calls police - Yahoo! News:

"'After an unbelievable 30 hours and failed attempts to encourage the guest to leave last Saturday, the woman did not know what else to do but to call an ambulance,' the police said."

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We all know someone like that... ;-)



Technology News: Data Storage: The Big Squeeze: Pioneer Crams 400 GB Onto Single Blu-ray Disc

Technology News: Data Storage: The Big Squeeze: Pioneer Crams 400 GB Onto Single Blu-ray Disc:

"The Japanese electronics manufacturer has created the world's first 16-layer disc that squeezes 25GB on each level. The disc, however, is read-only, meaning the information on it cannot be modified.

Still, at 400 GB, the discs offer more than 16 times the storage space of a typical Blu-ray disc."

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Now if they can solve the Read-Only vs. Read-Write issue... :-D

Cannot have too much storage...

03 July, 2008

The Canadian Press: Apple's iPhone may have poisonous bite for consumers with its high rate plans

The Canadian Press: Apple's iPhone may have poisonous bite for consumers with its high rate plans:

"Telecom contracts have never had clear language."

*****

And that's (one of) the friggen' problem(s)...

02 July, 2008

Listening To:

The really annoying guy three cubes over who has no volume control whatsoever.

(I forgot my iPod at home today, *sigh*)

Canadians Stealing American Dream (Invasion plans being updated)

680News - ALL NEWS RADIO.:

"Canadians are stealing the American dream. A new study by Maclean's magazine found that over all we are just happier than our neighbours.

According to the study, the average Canadian is now 30 per cent wealthier than their southern neighbour.

Canadians are living longer, we have less diseases and we are more adventurous in bed.

We also drink more, take more vacations and spend more time with family, and on average our personal debt is under control"

******

But, shoveling snow still suxxors, and we still get our @sses kicked at the summer Olympics.

Best Regards to my Yank friends,

Imp;)

01 July, 2008

And, Happy Canada Day (or, Peace, Order and Good Government)

Happy Canuckistan Day everyone!

It's that day where Canadians all over the world celebrate that which defines us as a nation.

Specifically; beer, hockey, and the fact that we are Not-Americans.

And come to think of it, we're quite happy that the Yanks took Celine Dion off our hands too. Thanx dudes; we owe you one for that.

In great measure, Canada became a nation to protect the remnants of the British North American colonies from American expansion, a definition of what it means to be 'Canadian' has always produced a great deal of hand-wringing up here, especially in media-circles. Not-American is just a negative value, it's not a positive.

The social (and socialism) experiments proposed and carried out under Pearson and Trudeau were in no small part an attempt to blend socialistic tendencies of academia and Europe with the liberal-capitalism of America. To what extent this has given rise to a Canadian 'identity' is debatable.

One thing even our most neo-fascist Canadians (in the States, they would be Democrats ;) can agree on; we're quite happy being Not-American, for the most part.

Other Generally Accepted Accoun... er, Canadianisms:

Universal Healthcare is seen as a social compact; it's not going to always be pretty, but it doesn't leave huge gaping wounds and open class-warfare in it's wake. If you have extra cash, or insurance, you can always make a run for the border if you need to short-stop the system. You can generally get access to good healthcare in a timely fashion, and not have to sell the house or bankrupt your children's future.

Guns are for the most part only for the Police and the Military. I personally do not hold to this view (I grew up very rural), however nor do I believe that the liberalization of gun-ownership to the extent that it is allowed in the US is the way to go. *Shrugs* I've seen too many morons up here that I wouldn't want to have easy access to firearms...

The Environment is Important™. But, nobody here wants to accept the reality that our ability to impact the world's environmental policies is negligible; get a grip peeps, we're only 30 million people... we're not going to dictate to China, India, US, et al. Do what you can locally, because you want to do it for yourself.

A good government is a Minority Government. :-) Don't let the Bastards have too much power... ;-)

Best Regards, and Go Drink a Beer,

Imp;)

PS, Given that my 'patch' is actually in the US, I'm working today... but taking the 4th off. Ah well.

Listening To:

Bowling For Soup.

30 June, 2008

iPhone & Rogers...

RuinedIphone.com

Go over and sign the petition... not that it will change anything.

Also interesting that the Vice-Chairman of the CRTC in charge of Telecommunications worked for Rogers for 17 years, eh?

Best Regards...

Imp;)

TheStar.com | Canada | 12 million bees escape after truck overturns

TheStar.com | Canada | 12 million bees escape after truck overturns:

"He says rain is keeping the bees under control, but an emergency call has been made to the Department of Agriculture for assistance."

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I suspect that the call that was made was a little more heated than the description above.

Probably something like "OMFG, I sooooo didn't get any training for this..."

And that being said, this is one event likely to keep the local community buzzing for some time to come...

;-)



29 June, 2008

Hmmm... probably true.

A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Canadian, Eh? ;-)

27 June, 2008

Rogers' new iPhone 3G plans anger some Canadians

Rogers' new iPhone 3G plans anger some Canadians:

"And, of course, there were multiple instances in which our Canadian friends compared Rogers' pricing structure to a certain form of sexual assault."

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Yep, that about sums it up. :-\

Happy B-Day Week out to Sheena...

As always, happy birthday wishes to Sheena, Queen of DOCS™.

Last year, Sheena declared a moratorium on single-day birthday celebrations and has now carved out an entire week from the calendar for Herself.

I first met Sheena in a ECM / DM class waaay back on May 25th, 1999. While I continue to lament her weird association/fascination with the Liberal Party, I have decided to overlook this flaw in view of her other redeeming qualities.

Reprising my top 10 list from last year, on the same occasion:


What I've learned from Sheena, over the years:

1) Lack of style is not a style in and of itself (life is too short to surround yourself with ugly shi... er, stuff).
2) High-end brand-name goods have their own unique charm and shouldn't be thrown away, even if they are broken and hidden in the back of your closet.
3) When you're going through a monetarily-challenged phase of your life, almost nobody will know that the stuff you pick up in a NYC alleyway is not real haute-couture.
4) Vegas and Glocks; not just for the police, anymore.
5) Friends don't let friends buy expensive sun-glasses, they get Harry Rosen to personally write you an email to berate your fashion sense.
6) Hong Kong on Remembrance Day... props girl... this alone would make you a minor-goddess, even if nothing else did.
7) Cult followings are a fashion accessory, use them accordingly.
8) You never can find too many uses for whole-roast suckling pig.
9) CN Rail and the dummy corporations used to track graffiti all over North America.
10) You can never go through too many cell-phones.

Happy Sheenaday; drop me a note when you're next in town and we'll open a d'Arenberg.

Best Regards,

Impious One.

TheStar.com | GTA | Brother charged with murder

TheStar.com | GTA | Brother charged with murder:

"Waqas Parvez, 27, was originally charged with obstructing police after his 16-year-old sister, Aqsa Parvez, was strangled in early December at her Mississauga home.

Their father, Mohammed Parvez, 57, was charged with first-degree murder in the case. He will now stand trial with his son."

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A so-called 'honour' killing.

Not surprising however that the Canadian media has declined to explain the history and prevalence of 'honour' killings inside the Islamic faith.

Looking back and looking ahead: Bill Gates leaves Microsoft

Looking back and looking ahead: Bill Gates leaves Microsoft:

"Bill Gates' dream became a reality. In the West, at least, we have a computer on every desktop (and in every home, and I suspect before too long in every bedroom), and that wouldn't have happened without Bill Gates and Microsoft."

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Kudos to Bill, and happy 'Retirement'.

Love MS or hate MS, without Bill Gates, the world would have been a much worse-off place.

26 June, 2008

TheStar.com | GTA | Port Credit anglers rescue deer

TheStar.com | GTA | Port Credit anglers rescue deer:

"hauled in a young male deer, who had been stranded four kilometres out in the lake, swimming south toward the United States."

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And they say that us Canadians are lax on border security. Granted, there has been some negative press, but surely this bucks the trend...

;-)

25 June, 2008

"Grand Theft Auto" settlement dwarfed by plaintiffs' legal bill - International Herald Tribune

"Grand Theft Auto" settlement dwarfed by plaintiffs' legal bill - International Herald Tribune:

"Far bigger than the payout to plaintiffs will be the fees sought by the lawyers who brought the class action. Lesser and his colleagues at 10 other law firms have asked for more than $1.3 million - compared with less than $30,000 that Take-Two Interactive's lawyers say it will spend to resolve the claims for $5 to $35 each, or a clean copy of the game."

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Ah, Lawyers.

;-)

Muslims perceive rebuff from Obama campaign - International Herald Tribune

Muslims perceive rebuff from Obama campaign - International Herald Tribune:

"Muslim Americans from California to Virginia responded with enthusiasm, seeing him as a long-awaited champion of civil liberties, religious tolerance and diplomacy in foreign affairs. But more than a year later, many say, he has not returned their embrace."

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This article is no doubt brought to you by the Republican Party...

;-)

San Francisco may name sewage treatment plant after Bush - International Herald Tribune

San Francisco may name sewage treatment plant after Bush - International Herald Tribune:

"change the name of a prize-winning water-treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant."

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/me looks south with no little amusement @ his Yank friends, refuses to be baited into a cross-border debate on the merits of said plan.

:-D

Potty humour, after all is a horrible, horrible thing.

;-)

globeandmail.com: Researchers reveal iPhone cost

globeandmail.com: Researchers reveal iPhone cost:

"The phone will go on sale in 21 other countries including Canada on July 11, at varying prices, all subsidized by carriers."

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The issue is of course that Rogers (the only carrier with GSM technology here in Canada) will demand a minimum 3-year contract if you want the iPhone.

Data rates in Canada are totally out to lunch; I checked my bill last night, and if I were to use my Motorola to access data, I would be paying over $50 a meg.

Mind you, if I signed up for a data-plan, it would cost me, oh about $90 / month / 1Gb.

I think I'll stick with the iPod Touch for a while, thanx.

24 June, 2008

Zimbabwe

TheStar.com | World | Soldiers chased Mugabe rival to embassy:

"On the campaign trail Monday, Mugabe repeated his charges that Tsvangirai is being used by Western powers intent on re-colonizing Zimbabwe. Tsvangirai has rejected such accusations."

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Honestly, at this point, who would actually _want_ it?

globeandmail.com: Council pulls trigger on gun clubs

globeandmail.com: Council pulls trigger on gun clubs:

"Two gun clubs on city property - including one in the rafters of Union Station - will get the boot under Mayor David Miller's new rules aimed at curbing the number of handguns in the city, approved yesterday by city council."

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Given that the vast majority of gun crime in Canada, let alone Toronto is done by criminal elements, using illegal handguns smuggled across the border from the US (usually in a drugs-for-firearms swap), this measure is at best pandering for votes. At worst, it is refusing to address the real root-causes of guns and gang behavior in Toronto.

Namely:

1) Stricter sentencing for violent offenders, especially those involved in the drug trade.
2) Enforcement of existing narcotic laws against casual users, as well as dealers.
3) Lack of law-enforcement personnel.
4) A culture of selectively overlaying political agendas on human behaviors to substantiate your positions.

Necessity is the mother of invention...

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Stranded hiker uses sports bra to signal rescuers:

"an American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as an SOS flag."

23 June, 2008

Chattanooga, TN

July 10-14th...

I SHOULD be getting my @ss down to Atlanta too, but I was unable to convince the wardens here at Stalag Luft III that they should cover that portion of the itinerary.

See ya down there, those that go there.

20 June, 2008

The iPhone's Next Frontier: Porn - TIME

The iPhone's Next Frontier: Porn - TIME:

"'It's by far the porn-friendliest phone,' says Devan Cypher, representative for San Francisco-based Sin City Entertainment."

*****

Inevitable, I suppose.



19 June, 2008

Court quashes dad's grounding of 12-year-old daughter

Court quashes dad's grounding of 12-year-old daughter

*sigh*



18 June, 2008

Six... :-\

globeandmail.com: Sixth foot found on B.C. shore:

"Another human foot is believed to have been discovered on a B.C. shore, the sixth such grisly discovery in the last ten months."


17 June, 2008

globeandmail.com: Fifth severed foot found near shore

globeandmail.com: Fifth severed foot found near shore: "VANCOUVER -- Yet another human foot has washed ashore in British Columbia waters - the fifth such gruesome find in the past year."

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Ahem. No crass comments about this story having legs; the saga just seems to keep marching on...

16 June, 2008

Mysterious 'Gas Men' dole out cash at the pumps - Yahoo! News

Mysterious 'Gas Men' dole out cash at the pumps - Yahoo! News

PLAINVILLE, Conn. - They don't climb tall buildings in a single bound, but the mysterious "Gas Men" are super heroes to some fed-up motorists. The unknown duo were dressed in sunglasses, baseball caps, khakis and matching green golf shirts when they gave Gayle Kilburn a $100 bill on Thursday as she filled up her car at a Citgo in Plainville.

They also handed her a card that read "Re-Fueling Our Community" and was signed "The Gas Men."

Kilburn says she was stunned by the gesture and at first thought it was a stunt with Monopoly money. She later realized it was real cash and used it to fill her tank.

She said the Gas Men also helped five or six other customers.

13 June, 2008

globeandmail.com: Girl injured as turkey flies into school bus

Thankful of course that there were no injuries involved. However, that being said:

"As god is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly."

;-) Ah, where has all the good TV gone?

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globeandmail.com: Girl injured as turkey flies into school bus

Girl injured as turkey flies into school bus

The Canadian Press

NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ONT. — A girl was injured Thursday when a wild turkey flew into the side of a school bus full of Toronto students on their way to a performance at the Shaw Festival.

The girl was taken to hospital as a precaution after she was hit with shattered glass as the bird came through the window.

The incident occurred as the Grade 7 and 8 students from St. Mark's elementary school were travelling along Niagara Stone Road in Niagara-on-the-Lake on Thursday morning.

A teacher says the bird flew out of a wooded area and crashed into a window in the middle of the bus.

Teacher Rey Sandre says they heard “a smash or a bang” and found a turkey had flown through the window.

The driver pulled the bus to the side of the road, opened the door, and the bird got off the bus.

“The turkey just walked away,” Mr. Sandre said. “Everybody was in a state of shock.”

Wild turkeys look similar to farm turkeys but are smaller.

Wild turkeys are capable of flying and can cover more than a kilometre at a time while airborne.

12 June, 2008

Ain't it the truth...

A spokesman for United Arab Emirates Airlines says it will launch non-stop flights from the United States to Dubai.

The spokesman said, "We want to give Americans a chance to visit their money."

- Conan O'Brien

10 June, 2008

The Associated Press: Typo on diplomas embarrasses Ohio principal

:-D

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The Associated Press: Typo on diplomas embarrasses Ohio principal:

4 days ago

WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) — A Cleveland-area principal says he's embarrassed his students got proof of their 'educaiton' on their high school diplomas.

Westlake High School officials misspelled 'education' on the diplomas distributed last weekend. It's been the subject of mockery on local radio.

Principal Timothy Freeman says he sent back the diplomas once to correct another error. When the diplomas came back, no one bothered to check things they thought were right the first time.

The publisher has reprinted the diplomas a second time and sent them to the 330 graduates."

09 June, 2008

Sad, Really... ;-)

In the larger sense, Hillary Clinton ending her campaign is really kind of sad.

It means the Clinton dream of being a two impeachment family goes right down the drain.

- David Letterman

03 June, 2008

:D

Standing Ovation

When speaking in Montana, Barack Obama got a standing ovation when he said, "It is time to take back the country."

The bad news - he was on an Indian reservation at the time.

- Jay Leno

02 June, 2008

Who can blame him? ;-)

Time magazine says that former President Bill Clinton is pushing very hard for Barack Obama to choose Hillary as his vice president.

Bill says, "Hillary would be a great vice president - or a great ambassador to any country that's far, far away."

- Conan O'Brien

21 May, 2008

Wii Fit


Wii Fit (Wii)
Originally uploaded by 全球人氣榜
I was one of the pre-orders. I was almost mugged three times on the way to the car, at lunch, when I went to the mall to pick it up.

Well, not REALLY mugged. This is Canada, after all. More like, where did you get that!?!?!? Did you pre-order!??!? Can I buy it off you!?!?

Hey, if it suxxors, I could always peddle it on ebay for $ I suppose.

There isn't a lot to do up here, when you aren't a winter-person, for 9 months of the year... I could have used this back in November.

I'll give it a go tonight after work...

Ciao,

Imp;)

08 May, 2008

Celebration...

Celebration Banner

Yesterday was the five-year anniversary of President Bush's speech in front of the "Mission Accomplished" banner.

To celebrate, President Bush gave a speech in front of a banner that said, "Economic Recession Over."

- Conan O'Brien

28 April, 2008

just back from visiting The Farm in Sask™, top 10 list...

10) It's April 24th, and yes it's snowing. WTF?

9) Nothing, absolutely nothing beats home-cooking to the extent that if you ask, they can tell you what the animal's name was, that you are currently eating… all organic, all the time. Incredibly tasty.

8) Helping to pull a calf… ah, the glamour of the farm.

Everyone thanks you 3M, for the giant plastic gloves that go up to your shoulders.

7) Setting up two 65+ yr olds with their first ever computer.

6) … and teaching them how to use the internet.

5) … on dial-up, 'cause that's all that is available out there.

They both ended up doing great, but I had to use a lot of analogies to get across the essential concepts. "Visualize the dial-up connection as a garden hose, and you have to fill a barrel with water... "

4) Going to a very rural, very evangelical church on Sunday.

3) Having it explained to me that Steve Irwin died because he spent too much time exploring non-christian cultures and not enough time exploring his personal relationship with Christ. The sting-ray was "A Divine Instrument of God's Will." Can I get an Amen?

2) Having to drive about 2 miles to get to the top of the closest 'hill' in order to get a very-intermittent 1 of 5 bars on my cell phone reception meter.

1)    Wheels up, en-route back to YYZ, and having my first beer in 5 days.  Ahhhhhh.

21 April, 2008

lmao...

Pope's Birthday

Yesterday was Pope Benedict's birthday. They had a little party for him at the White House. At the party, Pope Benedict spoke out against evil.

And then Dick Cheney gave the rebuttal.

- Jay Leno

18 April, 2008

Boycott the Olympics...

Canada just announced they may boycott the summer Olympics, because of China's treatment of Tibet.

When asked about the boycott, Canada's prime minister said, "I'm very angry at China - plus we suck at summer sports."

- Conan O'Brien

01 April, 2008

Lifehacker Top 10: Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks

Lifehacker Top 10: Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks

Some of these are just _awesome_.



31 March, 2008

you got that right...

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
- PG Wodehouse

25 March, 2008

:-)

A big insurance company just announced they will give $10 million to anyone who can invent a car that gets 100 miles per gallon.

Meanwhile, Exxon says they'll give $11 million to anyone who kills that guy.

- Conan O'Brien

13 March, 2008

passwords from Heck™

From our IT guy, as posted a while back...

A couple of weeks ago an email was sent out notifying everyone that we would be making some security changes. One of those changes was to implement more secure passwords.

The new password policy will come into effect Monday at lunch time at which time you should reset your password. Below are the requirements for your new password. Please review them and have a password ready for Monday.

Password must meet the following complexity requirements:

Not contain the user's account name or parts of the user's full name that exceed two consecutive characters

Be at least six characters in length

Contain characters from three of the following four categories:

English uppercase characters (A through Z)

English lowercase characters (a through z)

Base 10 digits (0 through 9)

Non-alphabetic characters (for example, !, $, #, %)

Complexity requirements are enforced when passwords are changed or created.

For VPN users, you must come and see me to reset your VPN password after changing your network password.

If you have any questions, please contact me...

12 March, 2008

he's got a point...

Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain have all said that they are the person who should answer the phone at the White House if it rings at 3 a.m.

Meanwhile, most Americans think that the White House should just get a receptionist.

- Conan O'Brien

10 March, 2008

Jackson Diehl - The FARC's Guardian Angel - washingtonpost.com

Jackson Diehl - The FARC's Guardian Angel - washingtonpost.com

Hugo Chavez, supporting terrorist organizations?!?!?

I am shocked... shocked... simply at a loss for words...

13 February, 2008

Canadian and American Healthcare

My first statement is that nobody at any point should call me a communist, leftista, etc. I remain the fiscally and foreign policy conservative, socially libertarian person I have been, since I gained the ability of rational thought.

Inevitably, I have been in several discussions with many of you regarding the differences in our respective Health Care systems.

The links below will take you to a very interesting two part blog entry on what a single-payer health system (ie, Canada's) actually looks like in comparison to the US health system, done by an American living in Canada. It attempts to debunk some of the raving-mad, right-wing ideas about the Canadian health care system.

The author is VERY left wing, as is the blog forum that hosts the postings, and depending on your political inclination (and I have friends that are all over the spectrum), you should probably ignore her political statements, especially on part two, lest you have a coronary and have to experience either country's health care, first-hand.

All in all, I have to say that she's not entirely far off the mark, in my personal experience with the Canadian health care system. There are some things I would have our system do differently, however like the vast majority of Canadians (90%+ I believe), I would not make wholesale changes to the system.

Others of you may have had better or worse issues dealing with the Canadian and American systems. As well, keep in mind I have spent the past year immersed in the US health care industry, from a sales perspective, so I am aware of certain regional and national issues that are affecting the US system.

http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/mythbusting-canadian-health-care-part-i

http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/mythbusting-canadian-healthcare-part-ii-debunking-free-marketeers

I'm not attacking either system; however it's an interesting look at some of the issues both systems face, and how our societies are structured.

12 February, 2008

just shoot me now and get it over with...

1) We will be enabling a new policy within our domain that will create “password complexity rules” for all users. Once applied, all users will have to adhere to the following when creating a password:

· Cannot contain the user's account name or parts of the user's full name that exceed two consecutive characters

· Must be at least six characters in length

· Contain characters from three of the following four categories:

· English uppercase characters (A through Z)

· English lowercase characters (a through z)

· Base 10 digits (0 through 9)

· Non-alphabetic characters (for example, !, $, #, %)

BBC NEWS | Europe | Danish cartoons 'plotters' held

BBC NEWS | Europe | Danish cartoons 'plotters' held: "Danish police have arrested three people suspected of planning to attack a cartoonist who drew caricatures satirising the Prophet Muhammad."

Time to dust off the Muhammad jokes again...

Or even better, YAAFM. (sooooo not politically correct, or safe for work)

11 February, 2008

BBC NEWS | Africa | New-born rhino named Kofi Annan

BBC NEWS | Africa | New-born rhino named Kofi Annan

Shouldn't he be named John McCain? :-D

Just KIDDING. Sheesh. Have a sense of humour...

08 January, 2008

globeandmail.com: Republicans should be happy Canadians can't vote

globeandmail.com: Republicans should be happy Canadians can't vote

"U.S. President George W. Bush's Republican party would get creamed even in a hypothetical election in which only Canadian Conservatives voted."

ROTFLMAO...

03 January, 2008

absent friends... ;-)


absent friends... ;-)
Originally uploaded by MMT1972
Well, two out of three of 'em, anyways.

And it's a happy new year to all... :-)

Regards,

Imp;-)